Etsi
Botched at 03 Dec 2010 01:10, by Ant Awesome
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Epidi an den mirasoume emeis ola ta katestramena meme sto sympan, poios tha to kanei? PS: |
last updated at 03 Dec 2010 01:11 by Ant Awesome
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Giati akoma yparxei kosmos pou den exei pistepsei sthn alithini sofia
Botched at 28 Nov 2010 23:52, by Ant Awesome
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Thn sofia tou enos, tou monadikou, tou Jedi Jesus ths sigxronis koinonias, tou lamproterou myalou ths epoxis tou, tou enos, tou monadikou, tou (distixws) anepanaliptou ERIC CARTMAN Deite ena Videaki kathos autos kai o mikros tou filos katastrefoun oti einai skata sthn sixgroni koinonia kai PISTEPSTE SE EKEINON P.S. nai, auto einai o Cthulhu kai einai to katikidio tou! |
last updated at 28 Nov 2010 23:52 by Ant Awesome
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8 tropoi gia na katalavete oti oi dikoi sas theloun na sas fane!
Botched at 16 Oct 2010 11:46, by Ant Awesome
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Ok, to 3erw mporei na sas tromazei h idea, alla skeftite to! Mhn anisixite, akolouthoun 8 apla pragmata ta opoia an prose3ete, mporeite na vgeite e3w trexontas kai fonazontas: "Theloun na me fane, theloun na me fane!!!!" kai arxizoume 1 Prospathoun na sas paxinoun!Nai, sigoura. Oi goneis mas theloun na trome olo mas to fagito, alla yparxoun kai e3ereseis… 2 Arxizoun na sou zitane perierges xares!Klasika paradeigmata perilamvanoun na sou zitisoun na mpeis ston fourno 'h sto tzaki eite san meros enos stiximatos eite gia na to (kai kala) katharisete. Ena allo klassiko paradeigma einai to "mou epesan kati lefta mesa sto BBQ, mporeis na psa3eis na ta vreis?" 3 Vriskete perierga pragmata sto mpanio!Ekei pou xtes, gia paradeigma, eixate afisei to sampouan sas, simera vlepete ena megalo mpoukali Sauce BBQ 'h saltsa tartar (peri ore3ews…) 4 Perierga dwra!Sas kanoun polla perierga dwra! Pera apo oti ypagete sto "1 prospathoun na sas paxinoun" diladi zaxarota, mpeikon, tyria kai ta sxetika, mporei px na sas pairnoun dwro rouxa apo ladokola… 5 Polles fores 3ipnate me perierga simadia sto soma sas!Yparxoun kales pithanotitas na sas "dokimazoun" ston ypno sas…. Min panikovaleste akoma, den einai da kai tipota sovaro. Yparxoun katapliktika megales pithanotites na eiste likanthropos. na sas apagagoun e3ogioini 'h o theos na stelnei simadia stous anthrwpous mesa apo to soma sas. Kalou kakou omos kleidonete thn porta sas gia na deite an ta simadia tha sinexisoun na emfanizontai. 6 Vriskete laxanika mesa sthn mpaiera otan mpainete gia mpanioDen nomizw na xriazontai perissoteres e3igiseis gia auto… 7 Camping.Opote pate gia camping eite paizete gyro apo thn fotia kai sas entharinoun na pidi3ete apo panw ths eite apla sas exoun smpro3ei "kata λathos" panw tis. Se periptosi pou sas zitisoun na pate gia camping, protimiste na to apofigete. 8 Ta sentonia sas einai lipara kai mirizoun Teriyaki'h Marinara 'h gliko3ini 'h …. Evelpistoume na sas voithise autos o praktikos kai aplos odigos gia na katalavete oti oi dikoi sas prospathoun na sas fane. Ante, kali mas ore3i |
last updated at 16 Oct 2010 11:47 by Ant Awesome
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Look mom, I'm posting!!!!
Botched at 07 Oct 2010 15:11, by Ant Awesome
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Ayta…. |
last updated at 07 Oct 2010 21:56 by Ant Awesome
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3η ηλίθια έρευνα!
Botched at 11 Aug 2010 02:05, by Ant Awesome
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Και νόμιζα ότι είχαμε τελειώσει με τις μαλ@κίες περί iPhone… Έρευνα του online dating site OKCupid δείχνει ότι οι χρήστες iPhone κάνουν περισσότερο σεξ από τους χρήστες άλλων smartphone. Κάνε παναγίτσαμ να είναι η τελευταία ηλίθια έρευνα για το iPhone… Δεν την παλεύω άλλο… Cheers, |
last updated at 11 Aug 2010 02:05 by Ant Awesome
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Demot Pic
Botched at 29 Jul 2010 09:21, by Ant Awesome
Here you go:
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last updated at 29 Jul 2010 09:21 by Ant Awesome
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Μπας και καταλάβουν μερικά ζώα πως μας φαίνεται το Twilight
Botched at 08 Jul 2010 09:54, by Ant Awesome
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Σκέτο… |
last updated at 08 Jul 2010 09:54 by Ant Awesome
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Ύστερα από πολύ πολύ καιρό…
Botched at 06 Jul 2010 08:10, by Ant Awesome
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Ξαναποφάσισα να κυλήσω σε αυτόν τον βούρκο για να ποστάρω… Εδιτ: Πως στον πεοχήμ καταφέρνω να ποστάρω ίδιες μέρες κάθε μήνα?! Cheers, |
last updated at 06 Jul 2010 08:11 by Ant Awesome
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nuff said…
Botched at 28 Jun 2010 07:16, by Ant Awesome
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last updated at 28 Jun 2010 07:16 by Ant Awesome
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Motivated!
Botched at 21 Jun 2010 06:23, by Ant Awesome
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Σήμερα (αν και δεν ξύπνησα λόγω του ότι δεν κοιμήθηκα) νιώθω έτοιμος για μεγαλεία… Νιώθω εμπνευσμένος για να επιτελέσω έργο! Νιώθω σαν την Osaka από το Azu Dai στην αρχή της δεύτερης seasson Και όλα αυτά γιατί πλέον κατάλαβα… Κατάλαβα τι ακριβώς σημαίνει να έχεις στόχους και σχέδια για το μέλλον και τι είναι αυτό που έκανα λάθος τόσο καιρό! 
Ευχαριστώ ανώνυμε άνθρωπα που με μια pic με έκανες να καταλάβω τα λάθη μου… Cheers, |
last updated at 21 Jun 2010 06:24 by Ant Awesome
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Λίγο Background
Botched at 15 Jun 2010 08:00, by Ant Awesome
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Επειδή το άλλο μου σημερινό post ήταν για τον πούτσο Πέουλα, αλλά κάποιος έπρεπε να το κάνει, ας postάρω και τίποτα άλλο… Λοιπόν, επειδή το post με τις σεξουαλικές προτιμήσεις των συσκευών της Apple έχει γίνει σχεδόν το μόνο πράγμα για το οποίο αξίζει αυτή η μαλακία στην οποία κάθομαι και γράφω ότι πίπα μου έρχεται στον εγκέφαλο επειδή δεν με αγαπούσαν αρκετά οι γονείς μου το blog, αποφάσισα να μοιραστώ ένα άρθρο το οποίο είχα διαβάσει ακριβώς μια μέρα πριν διαβάσω αυτό το άρθρο το οποίο είχε σαν αποτέλεσμα να απιβδήσω όταν το διάβασα… Here it is:
Ευχαριστώ το iPhonehellas.gr που βρίσκει τέτχιες (καιρό είχα να το γράψω αυτό…) κουλαμάρες και μου φτιάχνει το ηθικό… Cheers, |
last updated at 15 Jun 2010 08:02 by Ant Awesome
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Let's post Something
Botched at 15 Jun 2010 07:34, by Ant Awesome
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Έχω καιρό να postάρω κάτι οπότε λέω να postάρω κάτι… Ladies and gentlemen I give you Something: Υ.Γ In High Definition! Cheery pie Welcome to the Meta-troll blog event, enjoy your stay… |
last updated at 15 Jun 2010 07:36 by Ant Awesome
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Πόλιτικ κόντεντ αχέντ
Botched at 06 Jun 2010 20:31, by Ant Awesome
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last updated at 06 Jun 2010 20:31 by Ant Awesome
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Se agapaw ED
Botched at 03 Jun 2010 22:42, by Quetz21
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apo thn encyclopedia dramatica (not safe for work warning) Before you read this: Please don't judge me… I'm just sharing my story because people asked… Wow… okay, I wasn't sure if I was ever going to tell anyone about this, but it's late and I'm sleep deprived so i guess I'll just write it now and regret it in the morning :/ First of all, - just for some background: My mom died right when I was born, (she was actually really, really hot- but this isn't about her. I guess that's fucked up to say, but whatever.) I actually grew up with my dad's family, because my dad has all sorts of emotional issues and he bailed before I was born. So you can see, my childhood was really kind of messed up. Anyways, growing up I feel like there was always a lot of distance between me and my sister. When I was about 17 or 18 I first noticed that my sister was a hottie. I don't want to go into too many details about it, but basically what happened is that I accidentally found a video that she made of herself. I knew she didn't make it for me- but I thought she was so fucking beautiful that I watched it twice. I probably would have watched it a hell of a lot more, except that like right around the time I found the video, all this crazy shit went down and I had to leave home. (My dad's family who I was staying with got in bad trouble with the law. I never talk about it). Sooo… I was totally lusting after my sister at that point. She was also having bad trouble with the law. She was actually in custody when I left home. My friend and I went to go pick her up. When I saw her that day, after seeing the video, I have to be honest, I just wanted to fuck her brains out. Looking back on it now, it's pretty messed up- but I think she had feelings for me too. She actually kissed me right after we came to get her… and it wasn't a sisterly kiss, you know? I mean, it wasn't like ridiculously sexual or anything, but it definitely wasn't sisterly. After we left, we all went to crash with my Sister's friends. On the trip there, my friend sort of implied that he wanted to get with my Sister, and I got a little jealous. He's a good looking guy- and even though she was my sister- I just felt like he was competition. Not much else happened between us for a while except some maybe-sexy hugging. Pretty much everyone in my life at that point was wanted by the government, so we all moved around a lot. I'm not saying that I'm proud of it or anything, but it was kind of an awesome time. My friend and my sister never hooked up I don't think- but I thought there was some serious sexual tension going on between them. It was around that time that I got really badly hurt in an accident. It was fucked up. I almost died. But when I was in recovery my sister came to see me, and out of the clear blue sky she started gives me this awesome, slow, passionate kiss on the lips. Sadly (although, I guess for the best) nothing ever came of it. We spent some time apart… and I started to get really religious, so I tried not to think of her that way. It was actually going well for a long time- like I was totally over her. But I have to say, like a year or so after all that stuff went down, we were out sailing (not like a date or anything romantic like that), and she was wearing like the hottest bikini I've ever fucking seen and it brought back all the old feelings. Sigh. A little while later she actually wound up with my friend from before (the sexual tension guy). I can't say I was surprised. But even after she was shacking up with my friend, there was one time we were at a party… my friend was inside, and my sister and I were outside alone. It was a really intimate moment. I think something might have happened, except that I killed the mood when I told her that Darth Vader was our father and that I had to go face him. |
last updated at 03 Jun 2010 22:44 by Quetz21
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λολγουτ
Botched at 01 Jun 2010 11:18, by Quetz21
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Afto einai afierwmeno ston Ant Awesome giati mu to eixe kollhsei paliotera. |
last updated at 01 Jun 2010 11:18 by Quetz21
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Skata… Skata melata… Skata melata me rigani
Botched at 01 Jun 2010 05:52, by Ant Awesome
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Ναι, ο τίτλος είναι στα Γρεκλικά, τώρα που ξεπεράσαμε τα formalities, καλό μήνα και σάλτα και γαμηθείτε… Λοιπόν μιας που αυτό το πράμματς είναι βλογκ και δη το χείριστο είδος τόνε βλόγκων, θα σας κονσερβο-σαλαμώσω με μαλακίες. 1. Είναι τόσο γαμημένα δύσκολο να βρεις καλούς συνεργάτες που να δουλεύουν όταν τους το λες. Είναι ακόμα πιο δύσκολο να βρεις άτομα που να είναι διατεθειμένα να πάρουν και πρωτοβουλίες 2. Ρε, ωραία είναι η Fix. 3. Κάπου σήμερα υποτίθεται βγαίνει και το Expansion του Sims 3… 4. Το 4 δεν μοιάζει με Α, ούτε καν στα Χίντι… (एक) 5. Τι γίνετε επιτέλους με το OVA του Hellsing; Μου έχει λείψει. 6. Το SWtOR βγαίνει του χρόνου τέτοια εποχή… 7. Κάτι καλό ήθελα να γράψω εδώ, αλλά το ξέχασα… 8. Πόσο σιχαίνομαι την κώλο-ανακαίνιση… 9. Μόλις τώρα γύρισα σπίτι… 10. …από το κέντρο που ήμουν για μπύρες ([Κ]τηνιακός)… 11. …αλλά πριν γυρίσω ανέβασα έναν φίλο στον Άγιο Stefanator (μεγάλη η χάρη του)… 12. …αλλά δεν μπορώ να κοιμηθώ, διότι περιμένω τον ηλεκτρολόγο… 13. …του οποίου του τρύπησε το ψυγείο στο αμάξι… 14. …και δεν ξέρει πότε θα έρθει σήμερα… 15. …ή αν… 16. …και εγώ πρέπει να μείνω σε stand by μέχρι να μάθω αν τελικά θα έρθει σήμερα ή όχι… 17. …αλλά η fix ήταν καλή… 18. …και σκέφτομαι εγώ τώρα [γέλιο timer= 10"]… 19. …να κοιμηθώ και να τους γράψω όλους όπως θα έγραφα την πρώτη μου γκόμενα αν με έπαιρνε τηλέφωνο; 20. (κάνε Παναγίτσα μου να μην συμβεί και τίποτα τέτοιο, δεν θα την παλέψω… θα πάρω το τσεκούρι που έχω στην αποθήκη και θα κόψω τους στύλους της Δ.Ε.Η.) 21. …ή να βρω κάτι να κάνω μέχρι να με πάρει τηλέφωνο ο άνθρωπας; 22. ; 23. Profit Ευχαριστώ που μοιράστηκα τον πόνο μου μαζί σας… Πέρασε λίγη ώρα γράφοντας… Σκατά στο σύμπαν! Με εκτίμηση Υ.Γ. Αν εγώ δεν κάνω παρτούζα μέσα στο προσεχές έτος μέσα στο γαμημένο κώλο τζάκουζο με 2 γκόμενες (τουλάχιστον) από 6 και πάνω (όχι ετών) τότε μα την παναγία το μανίκι που τρώω δεν αξίζει… και είναι και συνθετικό και δεν χωνεύετε… |
last updated at 01 Jun 2010 05:52 by Ant Awesome
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Retro Gaming
Botched at 31 May 2010 00:12, by Ant Awesome
Δεν θα πω τίποτα γιατί θα το spoilάρω |
last updated at 31 May 2010 00:12 by Ant Awesome
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Derp για μικρούς και μεγάλους!
Botched at 30 May 2010 00:59, by Ant Awesome
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last updated at 30 May 2010 00:59 by Ant Awesome
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Αγνοώ τους άλλους και συνεχίζω στο Gangsta Style posting μου!
Botched at 29 May 2010 10:17, by Ant Awesome
Α και μιας που έρχονται τα Mudialια και τα σχετικά: |
last updated at 29 May 2010 10:22 by Ant Awesome
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ASCII
Botched at 28 May 2010 20:32, by Quetz21
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Kai twra xasate, ascii style! |
last updated at 28 May 2010 20:32 by Quetz21
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