Mia fora kai 2 kairous meta ton prwto, se mia ta3h enos likiou tou opoiou tixene na mathitevw me idiaiteri gamatosini kai egw, 3ekinisa na grafw tis peripeties tou kavourogamosaurou!
Epidi polla lols, facepalms kai autoktonies were made, apofasisa na anasirw mesa apo to kouti tis pandoras thn apelpisia kai na sas thn postarw komati komati a) epidi mporw kai b) epidi eimai misanthropos. Vevaia twra a) variemai to petsi mou kai b) nistazw thn petsa mou e3w, opote tha 3ekinisw na postarw se anipopsiasto xrono, alla tha to kanw!
Ta dyo prwta kefalaia einai ΑΠ ενντ ρεντι του μπι ρεντ!
WARNING!!!! Ean exete kai thelete na kratisete to epipedo noimosinis sas se sevasta gia thn koinonia epipeda kalo tha htan na:
- Stamatisete na vlepete tileorasi. PERIOD!
- Kopste to alkohol kai ta tsigara
- Mhn malakizeste panw apo 6 fores thn mera
- mhn xtipate to kefali sas ston toixo.
- Apofigete to sex me agelades, pote den 3ereis an tha koliseis trela…
- Mhn diavasete ton Kavourogamosavro . POTE! Oute kan epidi xasate stixima!
- Ton elefanta sthn apenanti polikatikia ton vlepeis? Mhn anisixeis thelei mono ligi troufa-marmeladas!
- Kopste tous kafedes me vlamena atoma. Kata protimish sta 5…
- Mhn peite pote ma pote ” “
- Akoloutheiste to 10. kata gramma!!!
- Trwte polla sandwich me moustarda kai mereda
Vevai yparxoun 2 enalaktikes:
- Seppuku
- Become anhero
Cheers,
Εγώ
EDIT: Den vriskw ton %$$$%@!kavouro%^&#@@#gamo@#$^!savro…. prepei na einai sto ypogio kai variemai na katevw mexri ekei katw… Otan me piasoun oi prokopes mou, tha paw na ton vrw. Τιλλ δεν κιπ ον τρόλινγκ!
EDIT 2: The Rise Of Crabfuckingsaurus. Nai, katevika stin apothiki, nai epezisa, nai apo ta rats pou skotwsa ekana level up, nai vrika ton kavourogamosavro, nai tha arxisw na sas ton postarw kefalaio kefalaio, nai mama tha faw spiti shmera, nai exw kalo ston egkefalo, nai prepei na to voulwsw alla me epiase logodiaria (‘h kati tetio), nai pali diairesa apo to miden, nai botchara kai allo sanity, nai 3emeina apo idees, nai omos tha sinexisw na grafw, nai epidi eimai gamatos, nai pistevw oti kaneis den tha katsei na ta diavasei ola auta, nai apla grafw epidi varieme na grapsw ton Kavourogamosavro, nai kapoia stigmh tha stamatisw, nai h alithia gia ton logo ypar3is ton anthrwpwn einai… varethika…
